Will Trade Design work in Phoenix, Arizona For Sale

I am looking to trade Graphic design work for one of, or a combination of, iPad - 3rd Gen or newer, iPad Mini 2nd ten or newer, 12 gauge or 20 gauge shoot gun, 40 cal Walther p99, or 40 cal Steyr M-A1, 357 lever action rifle.
Here is a link to my website and a list of some of the work that i do, but if you don't see what your looking for please just email me and ask. I have a lot of experience with many different aspects of design in Web, Print and Multi Media.
vince@longshipstudio.com
http://www.longshipstudio.com
Longship Studio is a design and marketing studio in the Phoenix Metro area that assists companies with professional print and web design, web development, printing, and marketing solutions. What makes us unique is our wide range of experience from simple logo designs to complex websites that need to rank high on search engines. We have worked hard to become a very service orientated, one-stop-shop, making it easier for business owners and marketing professionals to get the results they need. Almost all businesses need a designers touch. After all, your image is important and so is your message. Whether you are a new business or one that is highly established, we can meet your needs.
Longship is an Arizona based design studio that provides graphic design services for printed materials, websites, multi-media, and branding requirements. We also provide printing services for most any material that a client may want. Longship provides a host of marketing services as well as web design, web development, and hosting services for any size business. We can provide SEO & SEM, social media management, and PPC management.
The company was formed to meet a growing market demand for independent designers. Many companies have found it to be more cost effective to outsource most, if not all, of their design projects. Longship is excited to be a part of this growing industry trend. Now we have grown our services and we're helping other small businesses with their branding, design, printing, and marketing needs. We want to help you as well.
Description of studio services
Graphic Design services
* logos
* company branding
* fliers
* brochures
* ads
* newsletters
* magazines
* package design
* banners & posters
* business cards
* mailers
* table toppers
* menus
* and more ?.
Web Media services
* website design & development
* xhtml, html5, css3, smart device and responsive website design
* web forms
* website maintenance
* online banners
* email ads
* blog sites
* shopping cart sites
* flash
* e-magazines
* web ready animations
* and more ?.
Digital and Multi Media services
* e-book
* e-mags
* digital interactive magazines and publications
* smart device UI designs
* video editing
* animated video productions
* photo editing
* presentation production
* powerpoint and flash productions
* and more ?.
Marketing services
* SEO (search engine optimization)
* SEM (search engine marketing)
* PPC (pay-per-click)
* email marketing
* social media services
* blogging services
* and more ?.
Printing services
* business cards
* fliers
* brochures
* newsletters
* magazines
* guides
* catalogs
* press services
* banners
* t-shirts
* screen printing
* and more ?.