Trade for a pistol in Phoenix, Arizona For Sale

Im probably shooting in the dark but im trying to get my wife a handgun nothing fancy. 9mm or .22. I dont have any money to give but i do have a few things to trade.
I have the following
1 new ipod shuffle no box but brand new
1 amazon kindle wifi. Brand new. No box. TSA made me throw the box away when going through security.
I have a cast member exclusive Disney 50th anniversary glass etched plaque with book. This was given to cast members at disneyland during the 50th birthday of Disneyland. I worked there from xxxx to xxxx.
Pics available upon request.
Like i said im not looking for anything big and fancy just a semi auto that will protect my wife
Email if you would consider trading. This gun does not have to be brand new. Just as long as it is good. No revolvers. Any help would be greatly appreciated.