Guitar Player/Singer Wanted To Play Behind TV Singer in Phoenix, Arizona For Sale

Looking to help guys who need some help and those that do should look here. I am looking for a long-term guitar player singer to help with some gigs. Need to be cool backing up and playing with a very passable trans woman. Guarantee pay plus tips for excellent performance. Pics required and again long term potential to also go on the road to NYC and Los Angeles. For the record I am very good looking, white, 5'10, 145, white, look like sharon osbourne, and perform a mix between rockabilly and soul. Gigs lined up in Phoenix, SXSW, and LA.